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mrconnorfranta:

"deep breaths you’ll be okay"

yeah fake tweets oh well.

please like/reblog if saving. 

(also i made all of them verified cause its gonna happen one day and i know that con isn’t apart of o2l anymore but im still gonna count him in) 

jpgay:

the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away

surprisebitch:

dutchster:

imagine if penises could cum chocolate milk

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

youre-so-basic-it-hurts:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies

the fuck

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you gotta be kidding me

bueno:

will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful

drdrevevo:

I told my mom I didn’t wanna go to the store with her

drdrevevo:

I told my mom I didn’t wanna go to the store with her

tonyballer:

it’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.

kanrose:

iammakingperfectsense:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

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THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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tr0ye-0ak13y:

They're not just people on the internet...

sawyersblog:

jtotheizzoe:

astrotastic:

Jesus Christ you guys.

If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

Yes